I often find myself swearing off kids and view them as a plague, however today makes me want to run and find a mexican sperm donor for an artificial insemination ASAP. Something about watching them dance to corridos and reggaeton just gets me. and these are just little white kids running around singing "Pose Pose ahhhh" calling for penguino and leon, asking for another tortilla.{I can only imagine what my little brown children would be like what they would say and do. Would my little boys have mexistaches? Would my little girls run around with a tejana, cowboy boots and nothing else like I did? I have to admit it makes me wonder what little paisas I would make .....If I were ever to have any because its only a matter of minutes until this(feeling) wears off and I will go back to viewing them as gods punishment for unprotected sex.
